Saturday Night Live

May 2008 - Posts

The art of manscaping

by Michael Diskin | May 30, 2008

Tonight I’m staying home to shave my junk. How’s that for an opening line? Did it capture your attention? It sure as hell captured mine. I mean, how could it not? I’m standing here with my pants around my ankles and a razor in my hand. Clarity, people... Read More »

Filed under: SAN Home, beauty

An un-adult barbeque

by Michael Diskin | May 19, 2008

(UM, MY Saturday night kinda sucked, so let’s talk about Friday night, okay? Cool.) It’s 7 p.m. on Friday night and the temperature is 75 degrees. Fucking fantastic. Is there really anything better than that first warm weekend night after a long, cold... Read More »

Filed under: nightlife

New car

by Michael Diskin | May 05, 2008

TONIGHT I'M doing something that I haven't done in more than eight years. Would you like to take a guess? No smartass, I trimmed my nose hairs just last week. Try again. Wrong: I eat at McDonald's almost every time I'm really hung over... Read More »