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by Michael Diskin |
July 25, 2008
Tonight I'm watching two grown men beat the snot out of each other. It’s a bit ridiculous. These guys are well into their 30s; they’re dressed professionally; they’re drinking in a fairly respectable establishment; and they’re pitching fists at each...
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by Michael Diskin |
July 11, 2008
I love to dress up. Calm down, pervert — not in that way. I’m talking about putting on a nice suit or a classic tux for a night out on the town. Now, you financial boys are like, “Dude, I wear a fucking suit to work every day and I hate it.” Well, guess...
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by Michael Diskin |
June 13, 2008
I’m a VIP. Or so I’m told. I get invited to all sorts of openings, charity events, and other soirées. I’m given wristbands that get me into the “real” party; I’m often given free drinks when I walk up to a bar; and yes, I’m the guy you hate who walks...
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by Michael Diskin |
April 22, 2008
THIS SATURDAY night I’m having dinner with my ex-wife. What, I’ve never mentioned her before? Hmm ... thought I had. I mean, I’ve admitted to eating my own garbage and I’ve even shown you a photo of my hideous golf-themed pajama bottoms. One would think...
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by Michael Diskin |
April 07, 2008
THIS WEEK, I'm not going to tell you about what I did or where I went, because it really doesn't matter. The real story lies in what I did when I got home. No, this isn't going to be a sordid tale of post-bar sex or some over-the-top description...
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by Michael Diskin |
March 10, 2008
I SAT HERE for a quite a while trying to come up with an interesting way to relate my most recent Saturday night experience to you, my readers. I thought about talking about how lucky I am that my job has taken me to places that I might not otherwise...
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by Michael Diskin |
February 25, 2008
WHEN I started writing this column last year, I decided to be as open and honest as possible about the things I do on Saturday nights. I wanted to share with you stories about my life here in Boston and hopefully do it in a way that would make you stop...
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by Michael Diskin |
February 06, 2008
SOMETIMES I'M asked a question for which, as a guy, the answer seems so obvious that I'm amazed there's even a need for a reply. "Sir, would you like cheese on that?" "Have you seen that new movie 27 Dresses ?" "Hey...
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by Michael Diskin |
January 28, 2008
TONIGHT I'M doing the hotel thing. What's the hotel thing, you ask? Back when I was a young, misguided suburbanite, the "hotel thing" was when 14 of my closest underage friends and I would rent a single room at the Motel Casual in Tewksbury...
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by Michael Diskin |
January 08, 2008
DO YOU GUYS mind if I skip funny this issue? I'll be funny again, I promise. It's just that this Saturday night I don't really feel like laughing. See, I was supposed to go out tonight. My birthday just passed and a group of my closest friends...
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by Michael Diskin |
December 12, 2007
I'M STRESSED. Yeah, I know - who isn't? But guess what, smart-ass? This is my column, and that means I get to complain. If you don't like it, move on to the next page. Ooh, look: party pictures! Why don't you do something useful and go...
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by Michael Diskin |
November 30, 2007
WHEN I WAS in high school, I had three big obsessions: pegging my pants, Cheryl Lyman, and Van Halen. One made my pants tight around the ankles, one made my pants tight around the crotch, and the third was a major rock group. I was a huge Van Halen fan...
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by Michael Diskin |
November 19, 2007
I'M A FIVE-YEAR-OLD trapped in a 37-year-old's body. Really, I am. I'd run my mother over to get to a chocolate-chip cookie; I still get entirely too much enjoyment from watching cartoons; and on Halloween, I'm dressed in my costume and...
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by Michael Diskin |
November 01, 2007
SO, LET’S break form. Normally I use this column to tell you what I did on a recent Saturday night. As if that’s not boring enough, in this our 10th-anniversary issue I’ve decided to take you back in time and tell you what I was doing Saturday night 10...
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by Michael Diskin |
October 17, 2007
THAT'S MY mom. She kind of looks like Mrs. Claus, doesn't she? She's the best mom in the world. How do I know that? On her nightstand she has a trophy I bought for her at a yard sale when I was six years old. It reads "The World's...
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