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The importance of hobbies

by Michael Diskin | September 22, 2008

So, show of hands: who here has a hobby? You know, something you do during your personal time that you find enjoyable. And no, I’m sorry: for the sake of this conversation, masturbation does not count. (Ha! Look at all you fareaks lowering your hands. I love my readers.)

I think having a hobby is an important thing, especially if you live in the city. It’s a release and a great way to reduce stress. For example: want to stab a guy for stealing your parking spot? Build a model of a 1978 Camaro instead! Are you wondering if the stinky woman standing next to you on the T would smell worse if you lit her on fire? Relax, pyro! Try knitting a scarf to help take the edge off. ...