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by Michael Diskin |
October 03, 2008
Before I tell you what I’m doing tonight, I need you to promise you
won’t hate on me. I need you to say, “Mike, we realize your job forces
you to work on weekends and quite often requires you to attend
elaborate events that sometimes you would rather not have to.” I want
to hear you say, “No, really! We understand you are a simple man who
craves a simple life, but for the enjoyment of your loyal readers, you
put yourself in difficult situations so that we can be entertained
while sitting on the toilet or waiting for our clothes to dry at the
laundromat.” Say it. Again! PINKY SWEAR IT !
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by Michael Diskin |
July 25, 2008
Tonight I'm watching two grown men beat the snot out of each other. It’s a bit ridiculous. These guys are well into their 30s; they’re dressed professionally; they’re drinking in a fairly respectable establishment; and they’re pitching fists at each...
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by Michael Diskin |
July 11, 2008
I love to dress up. Calm down, pervert — not in that way. I’m talking about putting on a nice suit or a classic tux for a night out on the town. Now, you financial boys are like, “Dude, I wear a fucking suit to work every day and I hate it.” Well, guess...
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by Michael Diskin |
June 13, 2008
I’m a VIP. Or so I’m told. I get invited to all sorts of openings, charity events, and other soirées. I’m given wristbands that get me into the “real” party; I’m often given free drinks when I walk up to a bar; and yes, I’m the guy you hate who walks...
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by Michael Diskin |
May 19, 2008
(UM, MY Saturday night kinda sucked, so let’s talk about Friday night, okay? Cool.) It’s 7 p.m. on Friday night and the temperature is 75 degrees. Fucking fantastic. Is there really anything better than that first warm weekend night after a long, cold...
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